Here are some stories that I've written for my own enjoyment. If you get a kick out of them, too, well then, drink a toast to me the next time you can. Or you can send me an email and tell me how much you liked them and then I'll be happy. Or if you're a big time publisher you can give me a whole lot of money for them. That would make me happy, too.
A NEW STORY!!!
Matilda.
Dance with a Bone Pile.
Night One in Bangkok: Laura K. falls into a big hole. **Now Illustrated!!**
Weld!!: Laura K. plays with hot metal!
SUCKER O MATIC!!: Or, "Why Pic-n-Sav is My Favorite Store".
Something's in the bag: You've just gotta read this one, that's all I can say.
Hair Cut: An adventure at the hair salon.
Church: A story about going to church.
Can't go back??: Schmaltz, pure Schmaltz....
Wanna Take a Survey?: This one will give you second thoughts.
Beer in a bag: Mmmmmm.....beeeeeer......
Rescued!: Quick!! Call 911 Laura and Jorg need rescued!!
Whiter Than: A story about buying a shirt.